First things first, the article is work friendly (coming from 'The Village Voice'), but the links contained within the article are probably not (it is afterall, an 'adult title' being reviewed).
That all said, it is a hilarious read.
Some sample titles for your own 'AFP' from the review include;
Feeling Good Ass Punch
Semen It Is Where?!
Naked Executive Swimming Suit
Lesbian Penis Big Boobies Instructor
Sad Exciting Gymnastics
Fetish Special Lactate Freely
Indecent Forever Twins!!!!
The 'Indecent Forever Twins!!!!' absolutely rules, but 'Sad Exciting Gymnastics' is probably not gonna move a lot of units. Call it a hunch.