14.2.07

Schadenfreude

Sports Illustrated put together this photo gallery of NFL players/coaches who have been arrested.

Incredibly, there were 50 of them just this year! (and I thought the NBA was bad!)

The vast majority fall into two categories;

- Players who beat up their wives or girlfriends.
- Players who drive drunk

I almost felt sorry for some of these guys, especially some of those charged with things like 'damaging property' (guy gets into a fight with his wife and he busts up her cell-phone - so, of course, she calls the cops and has him arrested - which given they are collectively worth millions is simply insane).

But by far the funniest was this from Joe Cullen the asst. coach in Detroit;

"Arrested on Aug. 24 for "driving on a public street without any clothes on," and a week later on suspicion of drunken driving, both misdemeanors. He was sentenced to two years probation, ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a week and must pay more than $1,600 in fines and court costs."

Not just drunk. Not just driving drunk.

Driving drunk NAKED. Which is just awesome. Take a bow.

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