20.9.05

Gonzales declares war on Porn for adults

In what can only be considered the most transparent attempt to make Gonzales look respectable to the hardcore theocratic right of the GOP, future Justice-Torture-memo will be pulling agents in to form a task force dedicated to stopping adult pornography and obscenity.

My only question is will they put this stupid initiative go away if we just agree to put him on the Supreme Court?

Money quote:

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing.

"We must not need any more resources for espionage."

Among friends and trusted colleagues, an experienced national security analyst said, "it's a running joke for us."

A few of the printable samples:

"Things I Don't Want On My Résumé, Volume Four."
"I already gave at home."
"Honestly, most of the guys would have to recuse themselves."

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